Right, fans/victims, I’ve been trying to hatch a new plan for world domination, (since the failure of The Armageddon Project) and it’s occured to me that because I work in a waste management and recycling site (or ‘tip’) I often come across interesting things that i can ‘procure’.
And with enough ingenuity, i can use these random items to create a new plan. So far, I have the items listed in the title of this blog entry, and among other things:
a machete
a strange ornamental thing with blobby liquid inside (quite hypnotic)
a biro
a brown shirt
some glove puppets
some bungee cords
some ex-navy issue boots
an 8-ball from a pool table
Quite frankly, if i can’t make some sort of decent attempt at making the citizens of earth my slaves using this dazzling array of items (plus whatever i find in the future), i should hang up my evil genius hat for good.
Being a psycho on a budget isn’t easy, but it’ll be worth it in the long run. I’ll have a harem and everything.
In the mean time, here’s a photo of Blakey from On The Buses, this is the only picture that embodies the pure rage i will at some point unleash on the world.
As you can well imagine, i couldn’t find a scarier or more suitable pic to give an insight into the future of this doomed planet.